Kwartz Max

Director Emory Allen
Year 2021

Kwartz Max satisfies all of your crystal needs at a three quarters the price, and it’s guaranteed to manifest your intentions 99.8% of the time when compared to clear quartz*.

*Kwartz Max is not manufactured from or to be confused with clear quartz.

Premiered on HeckTV, the bootleg themed episode of Hellavision Television.

A Film by
Emory Allen
Produced by
Foreign Fauna